Noelle Newman is a Baltimore based comedy writer, satirist, and an outstanding trial attorney (toot-toot).  

She enjoys writing on hilarious topics such as politics, crime, and the law. Noelle studied with The Second City and performed here and there throughout Baltimore and Washington, D.C. 

Noelle has mastered the art of work life balance by focusing on one and ignoring the other. She is a serial prankster targeting her husband daily.  Nothing scares Noelle but her children after they drink orange soda.